U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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