I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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