And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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