You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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