im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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