I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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