so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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