You're my little dorito
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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