Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
sarcasm needs its own font
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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