stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
All I want is dick and wine.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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