do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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