have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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