Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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