Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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