I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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