Jerry, you need to find god
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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