Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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