idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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