Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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