i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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