Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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