thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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