Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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