Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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