no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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