it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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