I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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