Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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