ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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