I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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