There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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