she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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