I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My boob is missing a layer of skin
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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