Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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