drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Found your dick twin last night
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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