This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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