after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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