its not stalking. its research.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
