Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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