My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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