he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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