.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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