I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You're a waste of cheezeits
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize