dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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