Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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