mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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