she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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