I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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