My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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