Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My penis needs a shock collar
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
