People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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