she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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