Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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