We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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