I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I deserve this hangover.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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