windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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