I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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